Astana Finance Days Phobias
Exploring worst-case scenarios and having a laugh
This is an article aimed at poking fun of our fears. Please don't be alarmed.
The water will be turned off
The power grid in the whole city shuts down
The main speakers will not arrive
The Speakers come, but nobody comes to attend their sessions...
Interpreters do not understand a word that the speakers are saying
Coffee runs out during the coffee breaks.
The fire alarm goes off with or without a reason
The audio system will start broadcasting the thoughts of those present
The presentations are mixed up and everyone has someone else's presentation
Participants and Speakers get lost in the Parking lot
Speakers will join in while driving a car with a dog in the seat next to them (this actually happened)
Speakers go the Mall for lunch and don't come back
All the entrances and exits are blocked by special services and we would have to hold an open air event. In September.
Our instagram account is blocked or hacked!
A new virus will start spreading and quarantine will be announced again
Procurement and Budgeting departments go on vacation
Not a single journalist comes to report about the Astana Finance Days.
Speakers start a fight
Speaker starts advertising some sort of financial pyramid
Elon Musk confirms his participation but there are not more slots available
Everything goes according to plan... but its all just a dream
You overslept the entire AFD 2024.
